I am Jack's new Inappropriate print.

Here's one I've been wanting to do for a while, and a good reason to do it now has come up.



A good friend of mine and the Cooley family, Jeff Tomczek, was recently diagnosed with Leukemia. More specifically, one of the toughest and most tenacious types of Leukemia, the ALL Philadelphia strand, at the age of 27. The next couple of years of chemotherapy, medications, blood tests, and transfusions will be tough and expensive. But here's your chance to help. All proceeds from my Fight Club prints (One of Jeff's favorite movies) will go towards Jeff's medical bills to help him beat this.

The Limited Edition print, 13x19 print, and a 8.5x11 print are all available NOW in the Cooley Store! So please break the first rule of Fight Club and TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS! Your purchase goes to an extremely important cause PLUS you get a print out of it.

"Hey Cooley! I hate Fight Club and/or your drawings SUCK!"

Okay, you hate-filled, internet surfer. Thank you for the helpful criticism. Don't want a print but you'd still like to help?
Go HERE to learn more.

All joking aside, Thank you all in advance. Your support, whether it be thoughts, prayers, or donations are greatly appreciated.

Scooby Doo: The COOLEY! episodes

I love me some Scooby Doo. And my all time favorite episodes are the ones with the guest stars that help Scooby and gang solve the mystery.

Remember the episode where Batman and Robin show up and they stand around a campfire warming their crotches?



Pure entertainment. Or the episode where the Harlem Globetrotters show up and they all stand around laughing with a guy selling hot dogs?



Classic.
So I was thinking about who I would want as the guest stars if I was directing Scooby Doo.

Don Draper


HitGirl


Dr. Zaius


Kim Kardashian


Anton Chigurh


Who else would you like to see in a Cooley episode?
Leave it in the comment section, and if I pick your suggestion, I'll credit you and draw it up.

Oh, BOY!....

I've illustrated my excuse for lack of posts and the slowdown in store order deliveries recently.

NEW prints available!

Straight from the "Is This Thing On" show at Gallery 1988 in Los Angeles, artists paying tribute to top stand up comedians.

Now available HERE!

Steve Martin in The Jerk


Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm

Pretty girls dressed like superheroes, not moving = Nerd drawings!

Went to Dr. Sketchy's tonight with my 2 Matt friends. Matt and Matt. (I make sure to always have 2 friends with the same name. I do that in case one cannot fulfill their duties, or is impeached.)

This model dressed like Black Cat. For those who don't know, Black Cat is a Marvel character who's normal name is Selina Kyle. She was bitten by a radioactive kitten, so when she gets really angry she turns into Black Cat.

She also dressed like Zantana. Zantana is a DC character who often fights Wolverine with her lasso of truth. She is also the mother of Galactus.

(I can already feel the nerd rage I'm going to hear for typing those sentences.)










The End.

IS THIS THING ON?- G1988

If you're at Gallery1988 in LA on Friday, January 7th, 2011 from 7-11pm....

smack me on the hind-end and say "Hiya Sweet-tush!" I've got a couple of arts that I made in IS THIS THING ON?, 100 artists paying homage to comedic superstars.
It's presented by Funny or Die! Check out my Steve Martin piece HERE on Funny or Die!

I just twited, I mean, I twit now....is that right?

For those of you who like to read, but not too many words at a time....(I understand, you are very busy)....I joined the Twitter.
So now my mini-brain fart thoughts that just evaporate into the ether and contemplated by no one, can now be mentally sniffed by the entire planet!

"Why would you join Twitter, you stupid sell-out!?" you ask. Well first off, the name calling can stop. Not cool. And secondly, I don't know, I thought it'd be fun. Especially since I recently bought a monkey who wears glasses and I want him to tweet for me.

My twitter name: CooleyUrFaceOff