Went to Dr. Sketchy's tonight with my 2 Matt friends. Matt and Matt. (I make sure to always have 2 friends with the same name. I do that in case one cannot fulfill their duties, or is impeached.)
This model dressed like Black Cat. For those who don't know, Black Cat is a Marvel character who's normal name is Selina Kyle. She was bitten by a radioactive kitten, so when she gets really angry she turns into Black Cat.
She also dressed like Zantana. Zantana is a DC character who often fights Wolverine with her lasso of truth. She is also the mother of Galactus.
(I can already feel the nerd rage I'm going to hear for typing those sentences.)
If you're at Gallery1988 in LA on Friday, January 7th, 2011 from 7-11pm....
smack me on the hind-end and say "Hiya Sweet-tush!" I've got a couple of arts that I made in IS THIS THING ON?, 100 artists paying homage to comedic superstars. It's presented by Funny or Die! Check out my Steve Martin piece HERE on Funny or Die!
For those of you who like to read, but not too many words at a time....(I understand, you are very busy)....I joined the Twitter. So now my mini-brain fart thoughts that just evaporate into the ether and contemplated by no one, can now be mentally sniffed by the entire planet!
"Why would you join Twitter, you stupid sell-out!?" you ask. Well first off, the name calling can stop. Not cool. And secondly, I don't know, I thought it'd be fun. Especially since I recently bought a monkey who wears glasses and I want him to tweet for me.
Seriously. I'm trying something a little different this time. I redesigned my living room to look like a sound stage, and filled it with a random 150 lucky studio audience members who are sitting here right now watching me type this. (There's video prove that I'm not lying below, just wait) Why are they so lucky? Well... everyone in the audience AND everyone on the internet reading this blog post will receive.... MY FAVORITE THINGS!!!
Alright, settle down, settle down... y'all is excited, ain't you! Well, you should be. I don't like to brag about how good a person I am, but if you ask anyone about me (besides the people that hate me) they would say that I'm a giver...an extremely generous, sexy giver. And it's true. I give so much, that I make nuns envious...which is a sin. That's how good of a person I am. But I can't help it. If 'giving' is a disease, than I've got 2-3 months left to live, and you ALL are in my will. So let's do it. You are each going to receive my favorite things that I can't live without. First up...take a look at this.... A white, polycarbonate plastic SPORK!
I know what you're thinking..."how can I afford to give away so many sporks?" Well, I use to spend a lot of time eating at Taco Bell, eating in prison mess halls, and eating Hungry-Man dinners at home...alone. And I've collected them from all of my meals...for you. So throw out all your useless metal forks and spoons, and enjoy a taste of soup and a bite of lasagna from the same utensil!
So here's a question for y'all....who wants some OXYGEN!!!!!!
Now I have been inhaling oxygen since I was a baby, and believe me when I say...this is some good stuff, right here. I love it. And you are ALL going home with a mason jar full of only the finest. A perfect gift for the person who has everything.
Next, everyone reach under your seats where there is a pair of glasses for you to put on so you can enjoy....some 3D BARBECUE CHICKEN!!
Everyone loves barbecue chicken and now you can FINALLY enjoy it in 3 dimensions! This state-of-the-art entree dinner by Sony can be enjoyed by the entire family, because 3D makes EVERYTHING better. And of course, every 3D Barbecue chicken comes with a 3D side of CORN!!!
And for my final favorite thing, y'all know how much I love people, right? I got a small person living at my house that I made and it's just so awesome to get to name something. So everyone today is going home...with A HUMAN CHILD!!!
