Monday, May 17, 2010

Inappropriate Golden Books: THE BOOK! (UPDATE!)



I've been having a lot of questions/inquiries about my golden book drawings recently, and I'm excited to say. YES! After 2 years of making them for fun, I finally compiled them, along with a couple new ones, into one place called a book. It's being printed as you read this in a magical land called "Hong Kong".
The book, "Movies R Fun" (part of the Lil' Inappropriate Book line) will be available at Comic-Con this year, hopefully APE in November, and here on my blog, alongside the 54 Intercontinental Cuties playing cards.
High quality, "classy" prints from the Inappropriate Golden Book will be available as well. Perfect for framing and placing into any child's nursery.





SPELLING UPDATE!

Thank you for all the coments about the accidental apostrophe that exists on my Silence of the Lambs drawing, and will exist in the book. I am ashamed. I come frum a long line of spellers. My grate, grate granfdather was the national spelling advisor to the Presedent of the United States, and his father before him wrote a little book you may have herd of called 'Webster's Dictionary", and his father before him invented the letter "K". So this horrible, unexcusable act has caused a unfixabull rift between me and my family, and needless to say, I've been ostrichsized. By law, I now have to go through town, whereing a rag of scarlet cloth in the shape of an apostrophe for all to see and judge me by. But I don't think this is write. How can one tiny, little, insignificant mark between a "t" and a"s" be that big a deel, when cats across the internet are writing 'i can has cheesburger' all the time? And 'all your base are belong to us'? And 'you've been P'WNED!!!!1' ? That last one has a NUMBER in the word! How is that OK? I die-gress. And appologize for the speling sin eye comited. Pleez knoo it whill haunnt mi sole fourever.
Tank ewe,
-Coolee'

Sunday, May 16, 2010

MORE 54 Intercontinental Cuties!

More Roughs from the upcoming playing card set with Bill Presing.

Note: Not all the cards in the set will be Queen of Spades...only about half.
(The Queen symbol is only a place holder)








More in previous post.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

54 Intercontinental Cuties!

How many times have you been playing a game of Crazy 8's or Go Fish with your Grandma, and wished you could be staring at sexy ladies instead? Well, ALACAZAM! Now you can do BOTH!

54 Intercontinental Cuties is a real playable deck of cards, with a unique pinup girl on each face representing a different country. The girly art was done by myself, Josh Cooley (visit cooleycooley.com, or don't, what do I care) and the Modern day Master of the Pinup, Bill Presing.

Bill asked me if I'd like to join him on this lil' project, which is like if you were a baseball fan...having Babe Ruth come up to you and ask if you want to draw a deck of girlie playing cards. So I said "uh...maybe". And we did. The cards will be ready in time for Comic-Con, and available on both of our blogs for sale.

So here's some rough ruffs from the card set. And before you send an angry email explaining to me that "Texas is not a country"... know that I just found that out. (Thank you Wikipedia) What can I say I'm a product of the California public school system.

More to Come!






Thursday, April 22, 2010

You survived another year!....here's a card.


Here's a birthday card I drew yesterday for my Godzilla loving, good friend ....Derek Thompson.
Sure, it's ridiculous...but YOU KNOW you'd watch this if it were a movie..... nerd.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

I wanna text you up!

I'm speeding down the freeway and I keep seeing this in the cars next to me.

Texting


Are you serious? Typing with one finger on a tiny screen while traveling 80 mph? What are you some sort of a wizard? Or an idiot? You can't see anything on that tiny screen anyway. Drive with a laptop in your lap, like an adult....it's easier to type on.

Then I also keep seeing this!

Shaving


Driving with Butt


Ghostride the Whip


Having Surgery


Reading Braille

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Deconstructing Hostess

When I'm not lifting heavy weights over my head, or washing my boat in my driveway, or doing the dew...I like to complete other manly tasks. Like read my old comic books from when I was a kid. I have all the greatest superheroes adventures at my fingertips... Captain America (meets Mr. T), The adventures of Jimmy Olsen, Jughead and friends... the list goes on.
But there's one thing I HATE about my comics...the Hostess ads. Sure, the ads LOOK like more comics, and that's how they get you. Your reading about IronMan stopping a bankrobber and he gets the idea to use...TWINKIES!??? WHAAAA?? AH crap, it's an advertisement! Well these things suck and here's my proof. Your honor, may I present to the world wide court, exhibit A....



Okay....let's take this one panel at a time.


"Yes, what a lovely view, Peter. This is the most romantic brick wall I've ever stared at. It's so bricky!"
If Peter doesn't score with this blank slate tonight, then he's hopeless.



Whoa! A random act of....kinda...violence on Peter. I'm surprised they didn't steal his lunchmoney first. BUT THEN this cupcake ad takes a heavy turn...they grab Peter's dreamgirl promising to sexually assault her!....romantically.



Maybe now's not the time to worry about your identity, Peter. Your dreamgirl is being carried into the bushes.



WHAA!??? Cupcakes?? YOU ARE SPIDERMAN. You could distract them with cupcakes...OR YOU COULD DO SOMETHING AWESOME INSTEAD!!! You weren't bitten by a radioactive pastry!!!
( And why did you bring so many cupcakes in your picnic basket? That's way too many cupcakes for two people. Were you anticipating this?)



Holy crap, it worked. Apparantly, there's now TWO ways to stop a rapist. Mace, and cupcakes.



Wait...Spiderman made a webbed hottub for them to sit in while enjoying their sugary treats?? Why??




Congrats Peter! From your dreamgirl's point of view, you were in no way a part of this scenario, yet she still wants to make sweet, sweet love to you. Looks like Hostess just made your dreams come true....somehow.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Up nominated for Best Picture and Best Animated Picture!

Yay! First time in history a movie has been nominated for both awards.

Congrats Story Squadron!



Back row, left to right: Brian Wright, Bill Presing, Enrico Casarosa, 'Our fearless leader' Ronnie Del Carmen, Josh Cooley, Tony Rosenast
Front Row, left to right: Justin Hunt, Nick Sung, Rob Gibbs, Bobby Rubio
Not pictured: Pete Sohn, Jamie Baker, Ken Bruce
All flying under the protection of Story Manager, Shannon Ryan