Dr. Sketchy's- Bunny Pistol

Dr. Sketchy's = A figure drawing class with real LIVE burlesque dancers for models, with an open bar.

The only way you could make that better is if it was held at a Chuck E. Cheese. But that stupid rat with his high standards and judgements, WON'T ALLOW IN a drunk 30 year old with two of his female stripper friends. Well FINE, SIR! I shall take my business ELSEWHERE!

Went to Dr. Sketchy's on Monday, it was way to much fun for $10. The infamous Bunny Pistol was our model. Here's a couple drawin's with some Photoshop color love....

I am an Android-American.

Just learned some interesting facts about my heritage from my Grandma. It turns out I'm Cuban, Irish, and a quarter Bionic. My Great-Grandfather, Hubert Von Cooley (on right) lost a bet while in a drunken stupor in 1894, and was under legal obligation to marry the local town robot. Her name was Lucille-5000 (on left). Hubert Von Cooley was the first to be called a "robo-sexual."
This is a picture from their wedding day.

This explains why I cry oil and my never-ending thirst to terminate.

Saw this today...

A very important, uptight business man, waiting for the bus...and wearing a pair of neon flourescent, knock off 1980's Wayfarer glasses that had the words "Taco Bell" imprinted on the side. I couldn't stop laughing because I wore these when I was 8 years old.

I got them from inside a Taco Bell kids' meal.

Juggling Power!

This happened the other day while I was playing with my 1 year old girl.




So I grabbed some of her plastic blocks to distract her.







Then I thought about what could happen if I hone this amazing power...








(Little known fact, Al Pacino is a huge juggling fan, according to a Wikipedia entry I wrote)

Mario Puzo's Inappropriate Golden Book

Well I'm not smart... I'm like dumb. I have no concept of time. If I was going to have the book ready for APE, it should be at the printers already. I swear it's coming though. Stay tuned.

Another one....

I can't stop. I think this is my favorite yet.

Inappropriate Golden Books...are back.

Working on a new set of these. I'm shooting to have the book done by November for APE.