Thursday, June 21, 2012
I've SOLD OUT!
"WHAT? THERE'S NO MORE BOOKS?!! BUT I WAS GOING TO BUY ONE FOR MY AILING NEPHEW WHO SAID A COPY OF THE BOOK WOULD CURE HIS HIVES AND WHOOPING COUGH!"
Well, tough beans Jimmy.
Thanks to a fan posting some of my images to reddit, I have completely sold out of books. If you were able to obtain a Movies R Fun book before the end, CONGRATULATIONS! You are a winner. You have a book that's one in a thousand! (because I made 1000 of them). Feel free to taunt/tease your fellow non-book-owning frienemies relentlessly so that they know how awesome you are for supporting self-published books. And if you did not order a book in time, well, what can I say? Shame. Shame on you. Why are you filled with so much hate towards the written word? Time to rethink your life.
Q. "Where can I get your book?"
A. Maybe HERE.
Q. "Does this look infected?"
A. Yes. Consult a physician immediately.
Q. "Hurry up and print more books, you idiot."
A. Okay, first of all, that's not even a question...and second, the name calling is not necessary. Right now there are no plans for reprints. However, if a publisher was interested in reprinting, I'd think about it.
Q. "Are you going to make another book?"
Q. "Maybe? What kind of answer is that?"
A. I want to, but I'm a little busy right now.
A. You can follow me on Twitter...
A. Thank you.
If you have ordered in the past few days, please be patient while the onslaught of orders are being filled. The extremely efficient, giant mechanic order-filling octopus robot I built became self aware on me and quit. So I had to hire an entire camp of filthy hobos to help fill orders. Needless to say, they are much slower and keep trying to stab each other. Not efficient.