Sunday, August 29, 2010

Sold out.



(I took this picture at Target. Which just strengthens my argument that all you need is a red shirt to work there.)


UPDATE:

I received a phone call from Frederick T. Target, the CEO of Target, informing me that the pretzels in the display case are in fact, fake plastic pretzels. I asked what would happen if I ate one. He said I would throw up fake plastic vomit. Makes sense.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

As a former Target employee, I can tell you that you wouldn't want to eat the pretzels in the display case. I think they're either insanely old or are just fake (I never once saw them change the ones in the display case). The real pretzels are kept under the counter.

Anonymous said...

yea....those are just display pretzels, no one should ever eat those. I mean they should've taken them out, thats the fail.

Anonymous said...

As a former Wal-Mart employee, I'd eat one of those old/fake pretzels.

R. George R. said...

I thought this was about your Cuties cards.

sonoferek said...

That picture is fail blog worthy, you should send it in.

Anonymous said...

They're rubber. My dad tried to order a cinnamon pretzel there and they told him they only had cheese ones. The display case was full, so we pointed that out. The lady said that they were rubber. So misleading.

Mikey_Capital said...

Wow, fake display pretzels. Will wonders never cease?

Also I wonder if it's made in the same place as fake rubber dog turds and or vomit?

Mikey_Capital said...

I am in love with the tagline of 'The realistic sick joke'.

Gunners should have had that as a title instead of "The Spaghetti Incident".

Worst. Cover art. Ever.

Henning said...

Question about your wonderful store: I was thinking about buying that Movies are fun book of yours, but i cant seem to find any information about if you ship overseas or not. Hopefully you do, keep up the good work!

Josh Cooley said...

Henning,

Yes, we ship Internationally!

rt said...

Some idealess internet wiener is stealing your stuff. I saw this on Digg...

http://i.imgur.com/U4Db0.jpg