Sunday, August 29, 2010
(I took this picture at Target. Which just strengthens my argument that all you need is a red shirt to work there.)
I received a phone call from Frederick T. Target, the CEO of Target, informing me that the pretzels in the display case are in fact, fake plastic pretzels. I asked what would happen if I ate one. He said I would throw up fake plastic vomit. Makes sense.