Mom, I'm okay.....but something's happened to the jet.
I'm late for dinner again?.......aww chute.
Honey, I'm literally coming out of the closet. I am gay...to the EXTREME!
Please let me stay.....I just can't handle being ejected again.
My partner's chute didn't open and he's in your front yard. Do you have a garbage bag?
Evening ma'am. Can I tell you about my EXTREME friend, Jesus Christ?
Honey, my midlife crisis is over now.
Sorry I'm late, there was a backup on the Highway to the Danger Zone.
I bet your wondering what that explosion noise was.
Wait a second.....This isn't the baseball game.