I am a 44 year old woman with a steady boyfriend for the last 6 years. He wants to get married but I'm still not sure I want to. Is there something wrong with me?
- Confused Girlfriend
OMG your sireously 44!!!!! That's oldir than my dad!! U cant get married now becuz that would be way gross. Tell your BF you want to be friends until u like die that way you never get married. And since your practikally in the grave anyway, it wont matter. P-man OUT!
My boss at work is very verbal when negatively responding to my ideas in front of my fellow co-workers. I try to shake it off but it's really been getting on my nerves recently. Overall, I'm a relatively shy person, so I'm not sure how to approach the situation. Any suggestions?
- Abused employee
Get a friggin backbone, u loser. Next time tell your boss to kiss it and then drop the people's elbow into his face! Then ask him whos the boss now?! Or get some numchucks. Did you see IronMan yet? Nobody messes with IronMan, becuz he's awesome!!!1 BOO YAH!
My stepson seems to be becoming more distant to me and his mother as time goes on. We are concerned because he spends a lot of time online and playing video games. Could this be the root of the problem?
- Concerned Parent
Dear Fake Dad,
Does he have a Wii? Or X-Box? My homey Dustin has a X-Box but it SUCKS!!!!!1 I have a Wii AND a PS3 which is awesome. The graphics are amazing and the game selection rocks. Your stepson should get GTA4. I dont have it yet but Dustins brother bought it becuz he has a fake id and he said you can kill anyone in the game. My burthday is coming so i'll probaly ask for it...and some of those shoes with the pop out wheels so i can skate around the mall. HELLA TIGHT!
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I was drawing my comic strip & accidentally dropped the pencil on the floor. I can't finish drawing the cartoon without it & now beside myself, what should I do?
Are u sireous??!!!1 Thats yer question? Sounds like somenbody accidentally dropped you once. You should maybe pick up your pencil, then stab yerself in the eye for asking a dum question. I drew a cartoon once. It was about me, except i was this robot with guns for hands that had to kill all the monsters on this other planet...It was probably the awesomest thing I've ever drawn.