Tuesday, April 22, 2008
When I started this blog, I was under the impression that as soon as people started visiting my corner of the internet, the Benjamins would start rolling in. I was misinformed. So in order to pay my mortgage this month, I've had to rent out some blog space to some classified ads. Please patronize these advertisers so that I no longer have to eat dog food for dinner. Thank you.
Twenty-three Black and White Panda Bears up for grabs. Want to show your kid you love'em? Why not do it with a panda? These bears are probably disease free and full of love...and beef jerky. These lil' bastards love beef jerky. Why am I selling 'em? What do you care, they're alive and cheap...mind your business. If interested, I've got'em all in my van, send me your address, I'll drive to you.
P.S.- Pandas in van may not look exactly like pandas in picture, but whatever, a panda's a panda.
F/M I saw you on the subway Friday morning, you complimented my skirt then proceeded to swat at imaginary bees circling your head. You wore a torn, stained sweatshirt covered with a flannel shirt, covered with a rain jacket, covered with a snow vest. Your smell lingered as you exited the train while wildly ranting about the government and shouting obscenities. As the train pulled away, I watched through the window as you dove face first into a lidless trash can, mining for lost treasures.
If you somehow read this, I will be waiting at that trashcan tomorrow morning.
ISO Female actresses for "artistic" student film
Hey, do you live nearby? Are you a hot actress who wants to be a star in pictures, moving or not? I'm the director of a student film that needs 2, but preferably 3 really hot, like smoking hot, actresses who can act. My movie is like a futuristic fantasy set in renaissance times, and like these hot alien babes come to earth and mate with the king of the galaxy (who is a centaur), and his bodybuilding brother. I will play the king... and probably his brother too. Email me your headshot/measurements so I can judge your talent.
Please have a sexy look something in the vicinity of this.