Now available HERE, or click the PRINTS link to the right.
Friday, November 29, 2013
Sunday, November 24, 2013
More prints available in the store right NOW-o-clock! And 3 more prints will be released on Friday for your Holiday shopping demands!
Click on the print-selling bikini girl to the right. She'll lead you to the online store.
(And please treat her kindly and with respect. Her name's "Sha-dynasty" and I offered her a job working here on my blog after she lost most of her clothes in a horrible, yet sexy, accident. So please help Sha-dynasty and click her link.)
P.S.- Since I have zero control over the speed of the U.S. Post office, please place domestic orders by December 10th if you would like your order by the holidays. We will do our best to get it to you asap.
P.S.S.- Why doesn't the post office hire monkeys to deliver mail? They can swing through trees real fast to get to your house. That was a brilliant idea I just had. Sure occasionally your mailbox may have some monkey dung smeared inside, but that's a small price to pay for getting your mail delivered by a chimp. All I'm saying is think about it, Congress. Monkey mail. It's not a good idea, it's a great idea.
Monday, November 11, 2013
But for the peeps who need something now, I am putting up three new prints from the book in the cooley store RIGHT NOW! Look over to the right. See that hilarious joke/blatant attempt at using a bikini picture to sell prints? Click there to to take the SEXY route to Prints-ville, USA.
These are 3 brand NEW limited edition prints available (while supplies last) as well as the previous prints from the book available in the past. And the fun doesn't stop there. I more than doubled the number of images for the book and prints will be available of all of them. So check back every couple of weeks (like a stalker) for more brand new, limited edition released prints.
Imagine how jealous you can make your lover/co-worker/boss/friends/enemies when you show off your new prints on your mansion walls. (I'm assuming you have a mansion because you shop on the internets.) They also work great as Holiday gifts! Show that lucky print recipient how much you tolerate them.
And as usual, all prints are super duper high quality on fancy art paper, and I will personally degrade the value of the print by writing my name on it. I've got pretty good at writing my name, I think you'll be very impressed.
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
I've been getting a lot of emails/letters/telegrams/morse code messages/smoke signals/etc. asking if more MOVIES R FUN are in the making. The answer: Yes! I'm working on it right now. The even better news, it is being published by the amazing Chronicle Books. And this book will be bigger and badder and more-er! And probably available pretty much everywhere-er!
Thank you for all the interest. More news to come.
Thursday, June 21, 2012
"WHAT? THERE'S NO MORE BOOKS?!! BUT I WAS GOING TO BUY ONE FOR MY AILING NEPHEW WHO SAID A COPY OF THE BOOK WOULD CURE HIS HIVES AND WHOOPING COUGH!"
Well, tough beans Jimmy.
Thanks to a fan posting some of my images to reddit, I have completely sold out of books. If you were able to obtain a Movies R Fun book before the end, CONGRATULATIONS! You are a winner. You have a book that's one in a thousand! (because I made 1000 of them). Feel free to taunt/tease your fellow non-book-owning frienemies relentlessly so that they know how awesome you are for supporting self-published books. And if you did not order a book in time, well, what can I say? Shame. Shame on you. Why are you filled with so much hate towards the written word? Time to rethink your life.
Q. "Where can I get your book?"
A. Maybe HERE.
Q. "Does this look infected?"
A. Yes. Consult a physician immediately.
Q. "Hurry up and print more books, you idiot."
A. Okay, first of all, that's not even a question...and second, the name calling is not necessary. Right now there are no plans for reprints. However, if a publisher was interested in reprinting, I'd think about it.
Q. "Are you going to make another book?"
Q. "Maybe? What kind of answer is that?"
A. I want to, but I'm a little busy right now.
A. You can follow me on Twitter...
A. Thank you.
If you have ordered in the past few days, please be patient while the onslaught of orders are being filled. The extremely efficient, giant mechanic order-filling octopus robot I built became self aware on me and quit. So I had to hire an entire camp of filthy hobos to help fill orders. Needless to say, they are much slower and keep trying to stab each other. Not efficient.